- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

c+t+c?

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

what happened to your gran you tell me

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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