- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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