Knock knock What

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Women Voting

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Are you a human?

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Ham sandwich

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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