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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Dani barton= lovely

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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