What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's 9+10=? 19

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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