Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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your a towel.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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The Bible

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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