And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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