Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Land Rovers

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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