What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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