- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How did the girl die? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

a catholic priest and a young boy

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

wnba

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