- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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