One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Anti Joke

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