A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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marshal sterio had sex

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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The Irish man was sober.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Potato.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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