Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Black People.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Christians pornstars.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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