Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

W.N.B.A.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

how did the little girl die cancer

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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