What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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