- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

No. Yes.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Women's rights.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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