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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What number comes after 29? 30.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

No. Yes.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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