What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Thanks

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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