- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Penis.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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