What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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knock knock who's there?

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hello

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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This is not a joke.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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