Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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sarah taylor

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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