4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

verry nice how mUCH?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Garry Glitters on here

JEWS

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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