Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Black Veil Brides.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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68 :)

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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