- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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