What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Your mom

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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This is not a joke.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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