- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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