Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Woman's rights

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Hippopatomous!

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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i eat poop

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Where's my shotgun

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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