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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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