Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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who is awesome? no one...

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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