Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Knock Knock No one answers....

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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