- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Knock knock Come In.......

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

The horse said "nay."

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

9/11/2001

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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