Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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hi corey

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Yo daddy!

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Ham sandwich

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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