Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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