- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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