- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Society.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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