- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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