- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Are you a human?

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

whats brown and smells like shit shit

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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