- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Yo mamas so fat.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What did the clock say? The time.

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