Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Anti Joke

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