Wats a joke?

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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