- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Yes. Just Yes.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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