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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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