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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Penis-Pump

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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