Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Jared Gough is a slut

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's 9+10=? 19

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Take my wife- to the store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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