Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Women

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

kiss me?

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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