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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What's 9+10=? 19

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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