why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Jared Gough is a slut

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Anti Joke

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