Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Where is my tractor?

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What abou three times

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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