- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did the clock say? The time.

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