- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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