What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Where is my tractor?

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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