why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Penis-Pump

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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