- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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