Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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guess what what? nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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