A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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