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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Your mom

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

This is my joke. funny

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

dislike this...please.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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