why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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minecraft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Anagram.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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9/11

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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