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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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