Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Gabe Mercado

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

ha.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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