Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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