Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Good.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

69, hahaha

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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