- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Knock knock Who's there My dick

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

hey bill!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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