Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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ha.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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