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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Nice weather we're having.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

ugh good riddance

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