- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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