why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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