- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Knock knock Come In.......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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