- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Woman's rights.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Women's rights.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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