Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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That didn't hurt.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Potato.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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