A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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black people

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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