- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Guess what? No.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

No. Yes.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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