Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Canida

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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