- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Nobody cares.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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