- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Pickles

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? Poo

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What is a question?

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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