- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

stop it ryan vallee

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Ass

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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