- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How did th-A fridge.

Where's my tractor?

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What's dead? Your mum.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

womens rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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