- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

general tso's broccoli

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

I'm going to Re-write History... History

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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