why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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