- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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