Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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