- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

guess what what? nothing.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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