- Anti Joke

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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