- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why was Timmy sad?

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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