Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did I get raped

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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