Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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don't look behind you

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Poop

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Anti Joke

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