- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Looks through the peephole.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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