- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Do you need any assistance?

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What is the difference between a duck?

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

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