Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Where's my shotgun

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

who eats pencils asians

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

guess what what? nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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