What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Justin Beiber

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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