Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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