Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Gabe Mercado

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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