Why? Because!

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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