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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

what is big and white? the moon

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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