That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

save water shower with friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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