A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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stop it ryan vallee

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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knock knock

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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