Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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