Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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i eat poop

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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