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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How old is victor? Old

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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