What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Gadaffi

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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