The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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