I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

don't look behind you

gay rights

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Guess what? No.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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