how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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