- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Ryan Chang is funny.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How do magnets work?

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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