Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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