What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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