- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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