YOLO.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Chuck norris survived rapture.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

women's rights

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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