- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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