- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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