A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What's 9 plus 10? 19

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Hi

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Your mom

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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