Chuck Norris.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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your mom

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Gabe Mercado

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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