Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's 9+10=? 19

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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