Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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a retard lost...

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what is stupid and reading this you

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Hi

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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