Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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