What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Knock knock Come In.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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