- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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