There's no "i" in tim.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Women's Sports

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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