What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's red and blue? your heart

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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