- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Poop

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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