- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Chicken

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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