A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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