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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

A Banana wrote this...

My name is never spelt right so its all good

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!