Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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womens rights to vote

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Women's Rights.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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MICHAEL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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