I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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