A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Women's rights

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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