What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Black Veil Brides.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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