- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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