What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Women's Rights.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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