- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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