Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

potatoes

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Du bist mein Kampf

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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