A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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