3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Dick spice

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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