How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Men's rights.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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