guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

I am really good at math debating

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

The 19th Amendment

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Did you know?

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What is next?

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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