How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A Banana wrote this...

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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"Up to 50% off."

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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MICHAEL

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Chuck Norris

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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