Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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