your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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