- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Womens Rights.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

women

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

"Up to 50% off."

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Is this a chair?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Matty B

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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