How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Your mother

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Whats9+10 19

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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whats better than 24................. 25

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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