why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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who eats pencils asians

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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God is real

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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