I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Anti Joke

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