i dislike sack in my mouth

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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I have a crush on my dad.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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