- Anti Joke

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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