How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Your mom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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