Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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