A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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i'm not gay

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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