What's the difference between a computer and a television?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Is this a chair?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Ha

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Jake Bowar

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

thumb_up thumb_down +9

My mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Women's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops