Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Society.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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