What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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im a selling a car

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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