Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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im a selling a car

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