- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Potato.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Women's sports

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Romney 2012

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

The Charlotte bobcats.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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