What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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OGC - tilt your head

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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c+t+c?

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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