Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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women's rights

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Homework.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Barack Obama

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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