What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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