- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

The penn state football administration

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Your mother is a man.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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