Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Women's rights.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Chicken

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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