Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Paul Dylan King!

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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