Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Lil' Wayne

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Anti Joke

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