Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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