Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do magnets work?

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

9/11/2001

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What's up? A direction...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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