Don't think of granny porn

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who smells? •Liam

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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