Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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