- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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