A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Women's rights.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Hello

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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i eat poop

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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