What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

lick my ballsack.... ok

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

the guy below me is gay

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Knock knock *No one was home*

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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