- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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