- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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