how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Women's football

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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