what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

My name is never spelt right so its all good

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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