- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

whats long and black? a baton

Kah-________-

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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