What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Lebron Traveled

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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