How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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who farted your mother

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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