A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Women's Rights

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

No it isn't.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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