- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Chayton

The Bible

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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