What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What's up? The sky.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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