- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Japan called... They need help.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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