- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

no

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Barack Obama

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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