- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Penis!

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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