- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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