How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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