Left. That one direction...

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Jared Gough is a slut

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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