Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What abou three times

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