Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Left. That one direction...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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