How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Justin Bieber

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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