Chaney is a dumb b****

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

don't look behind you

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Tim's gay.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

women leaving the kitchen

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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