Lil' Wayne

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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