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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

The glass is half an hour.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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