How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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The 19th Amendment

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Hello

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Poop

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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