What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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It says so on your cap.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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