What is black but also yellow? A song.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Sex. That is all.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

This is my joke. funny

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

the guy below me is gay

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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