you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Womens' rights.

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