What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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A Banana wrote this...

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Susie has Autism

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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