What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Chuck Norris died.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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