How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Steve Jobs.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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World peace

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Women"s Rights

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Potato

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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