Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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balls in ya mouf

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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