what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

like facebook.com/john maon

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

the guy below me is gay

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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