What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Anne Frank.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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