Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Baseball

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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