What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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DOWN

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AVI IS A FAG

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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