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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Rob Bell

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Kittens.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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