- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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