How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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I'm gay.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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knock knock Come in.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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69

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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