Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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666

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Your Mom

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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