- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

women's rights

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

So dont touch it

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

NEVER

I came.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo