There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Tim's gay.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Your mom

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Your Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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