A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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cms.......?????

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What is a question?

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Chuck Norris died.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Baseball

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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