Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

What is 69? A two digit number.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Jokes are funny.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Unflushed Shit...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Knock knock whos there punctuation

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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