The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Pavel Novak

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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