Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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