Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Is this a chair?

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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:-)book

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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An asian walks out of math class

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Your mum is dead

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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