- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

cot!

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Your Mom

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

whats pale and white your ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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