Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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