When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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minorities.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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