What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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42.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Hellen Keller

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Anti Joke

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