Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Penis!

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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My Girlfriend

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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