Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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