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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Your mother

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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