- Anti Joke

A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Penis.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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