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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Susie has Autism

stuff and dogs {()}

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.