What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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