What flys? A fly

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get in the van

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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