- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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